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Aviation Satire T-Shirt — "My Mixture Is Richer Than Me"
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Aviation Satire T-Shirt — "My Mixture Is Richer Than Me"

This satirical aviation tee speaks in the quiet, dry humor of the hangar at dawn. The simple line—"My mixture is richer than me"—lands with a knowing grin for pilots, flight students, and airplane lovers who appreciate engine-centric jokes and late-night preflight banter. Soft, garment-dyed cotton feels broken-in from the first wear, like the old flight jacket you reach for when the sky looks perfect. It slips into weekend maintenance sessions, post-flight coffee stops, and casual meetups at the FBO, signaling membership in a small, practical community that values precision and personality. The muted, vintage tones from the garment-dye process keep the design understated, so the joke reads like an inside nod instead of a billboard. Pair it with worn jeans, a cap, and a pair of aviators for a look that’s relaxed, practical, and quietly confident—just like the pilots who’ll recognize the line and smile.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric with soft, vintage feel
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric and relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk construction and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Color: Black
Size: Please choose a size
Size Guide
$29.97
Shipping calculated at checkout. We currently ship only to addresses within the United States.
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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

We currently ship only to addresses within the United States. Orders outside the U.S. are not currently supported.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.